Money is money, my little sonny,
And a rich man's joke is always funny.

-- Thomas Edward Brown, The Doctor

TO PRINT FUNNY MONEY 
Turn background printing on

MSIE: Tools --> Internet Options --> Advanced --> scroll down to Printing: Print background colors and images.
Netscape: File --> Page Setup: Print backgrounds.
Opera: File --> Print options: Print page background.

 


In paradise, there would be personalized money; our currency would be created by us all the shades of the rainbow.
--DICK RAYMOND
 PRINTING TIP: 
Set left margin to minimum. Then cut money with 1/4" white border all around.

 

 

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.


"The truth is the one thing that nobody will believe."

--George Bernard Shaw.

 

 

Want to make God laugh?
Tell him your plans.

-- Woody Allen

 



Some people came and listened to him and understood, and left.
Others came and listened and did not understand and stayed.

--Alan Watts on Gurdjieff.



"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'"
-- Isaac Asimov

 


Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.

-- Joanne Woodward

 


Laughter is the closest thing
to the grace of God.

-- Karl Barth

 



"The forces of seriousness and maturity are everywhere closing in.
If this trend continues, we will soon be living in a country unworthy of the greatness that was P. T. Barnum, our true Founding Father."

-- David Brooks

 


There is nothing ultimate about life.
Its best wisdom is the knowledge of how to play games.
-- BUBBA FREE JOHN

 


"If you tell the truth, sooner or later you'll be found out."

-- Oscar Wilde.

 



Money for nothin'
get chicks for free
-- Dire Straits / Mark Knopfler / Sting

 


If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.

-- Henry Fielding

 


"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations."

-- David Friedman

 



The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes.
-- William Davis

 


Stop the Madness!
Legalize Intelligence Now!
-- Entropy Gradient Reversals

 


"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists."

-- Kurt Vonnegut

 


Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
-- Clarence Darrow

 


Money is like manure, of very little use except when it is spread.

-- Sir Francis Bacon

 


When you are young you think money is the most important thing in life.
When you are old, you know it is.

-- Oscar Wilde

 



"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way."

--Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle

 


Start off each day with a smile and get it over with.
-- W. C. Fields

 


Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
-- Robert Frost

 


Life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled.

Swami Beyondananda

 


There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet train the world, and we'll never have to change it again.

Swami Beyondananda

 

 

If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have some bad news and some good news:

The bad news is -- there is no key to the Universe.

The good news is -- it has been left unlocked.
Swami Beyondananda