[Kelsey] Usually they're lining up to get in, excuse the pun. They want in to the free dollars game as well as the sex. They want that first thousand to get started. I always give it to 'em if we get that far. Make a little ritual. Draw it up with colored pens like a certificate.
Then sometimes they don't know what to do. I say, don't be nervous, I know it's your first time, ha, ha. And maybe I sing them the song, you know, 50 ways to pay your lover.
Occasionally there's a jerk who doesn't want to put out. He thinks if he gives me his money I'll own him or something. OK, go back to working for other people's money. They own you. Here's his chance to make his own money, like the King of Siam or something, and he turns it down.
File no. 4160 -- 09 JUN 2001 -- Derek Brownlee