50 WAYS TO PAY YOUR LOVER
Write an IOU, Lou
Try the installment plan, Dan
Just draw it with a pen, Len
And make yourself rich
Write it in a book, Buck
Even if you're down on your luck
Keep it in your heart, Art
And start being rich.The problem is all inside your head
She said to me.
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically.
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free.
There must be fifty ways
To pay your lover.
(with apologies to Paul Simon)
File no. 4158 -- 09 JUN 2001 -- Derek Brownlee