$1000/NIGHT FOR SEX: We're going to have fun getting rich
This is also known as the big bang, or having a grand time. This is what we make our very special top-of-the-line $1000 bills for.
Who pays? Both pay, of course. We're all equal here. $2000 changes hands, and we both end up $1000 richer, as well as having a good time.
It's win-win twice. This is the formula that makes funny economics so rich: We play together, and we both make money.
Some say sex is the core value, the gold standard of the funny economy, and set out to make as much gold as possible. Their story deserves its own chapter.
File no. 4105 -- 02 May 2002 -- Derek Brownlee