[Kelsey] People ask is it a thousand dollars every time we have sex? No, that would be too easy. It's only a thousand the first time. First times are special, especially if it's your initiation into free dollars. We call that the big bang. From zero to a thousand in one night. Starts you off with some momentum. How'd you get into free dollars? Oh, it all started with the big bang.
Then to make your next thousand, you have to recruit someone else. So the thing spreads, and the big recruiters make the most money. Is this encouraging promiscuity? Of course. That's why they want to shut us down. Sex and money -- that gets 'em hot. We call them the Inquisition -- churches, schools, law enforcement, everybody over thirty. You can hear them on the talk shows. We get scads of publicity. Everybody's looking for that big bang.
File no. 3866 -- 27 JUN 2001 -- Derek Brownlee