The secret of abundance is to make our own money.

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abundance: More than enough, plenty. Hated and feared by economists, who call it glut. They make money from scarcity, so their economy produces lots of it. If we want abundance, we need funny money.

FUNNY MONEY ARCHIVES:  2002 edition, with Kids' Currency going back to 1997

The laugh standard If somebody makes us laugh, we throw funny money. Funny people get rich.

What's our money worth? Whatever's printed on it. One joke.

We call these valuable pieces of information "funnies". That reminds us not to get serious about them.

We're in charge of our money. We can make as much as we want, any shape or size or material, representing any value. It can carry our picture or poetry or artwork or message to the world.

Whenever someone says something funny, write it down as funny money. Instead of being lost, great wit may circulate for months or years.

Funny money is based on the secret of abundance and teaches us how to make our own money. With that ability we have the key to limitless riches and are no longer restricted by petty shortages of legal currency.

Funny money is the most dangerous and terrifying threat to established society since the atom bomb. Our whole economy is based on keeping money scarce and in the hands of the rich. Teaching people to create their own currency is absolutely heretical.

A good story goes round the world. And the best stories are the funniest. So if you said funny money was a big joke you'd be about right.

The currency of the 21st century is fun.

Funny money is earth-friendly -- you can't buy anything with it.

If the only limit to your wealth is how fast you can spend it the whole economy is reversed. Consumption becomes your job, production what you do for fun. The richest will be those spending their way merrily into debt, the poorest the misers accumulating assets. Crazy. No society could live like that.

Money's funny stuff. It's absolutely worthless, but we all pretend otherwise, and keep passing it around.

Emperor Joshua Norton lived in the late 1800s in San Francisco. He declared himself emperor of the world and issued his own money. Much of San Francisco humored him -- accepting his money in bars and so forth.

Funny money is a good name for the jokes we pass around. Here's paper money worth reading. If it makes us laugh it's worth a dollar, and maybe we'll print up a bunch of copies, make more funny money. Or if it's a groaner, send it back.

Funny money is based on the divine secret of abundance, which is to create our own currency. By spreading this secret to everybody, we can end poverty and create abundance for all.

We call it funny money, to represent how much fun we have.

Why funny money? To communicate through what's written on it.

People may laugh at our funny money. That's OK. That shows it's working.

Why funny money? We can make as much as we want. We're rich!

Funny money is good for the things money can't buy.

Why funny money? We're building a funny world and need funny money to do it with.

Why funny money? An alternative to the oppressive monopoly of the Almighty Dollar.

Why funny money? To gamble and play funny games with.

The key to abundance is to create our own currency. Any five-year-old can tell us that. Instead of waiting for Mommy or Daddy to produce it, get busy with the crayons and construction paper. Mommy and Daddy are broke.

We may wonder how to turn our funny money into regular money, but consider: Why would we want an inferior currency?

Flood the world with funny money to make everybody rich.

Flood the world with funny money to make everybody laugh.

Funny money is based on a firm foundation of fun. The other stuff is based on nothing whatsoever.